So we get Alhambra water delivered to our house every other week. You know, in five gallon bottles. I started with them back when skinny ties and digital watches were cool new ideas. I was poor and couldn’t afford to buy a dispenser. So I rented one from Alhambra. For ten bucks a month. So if you look around in, say, Home Depot, you’ll see that you can buy a new fancy one for like $150.00. I think Alhambra owes me like fifteen new dispensers. Will I get them? I’m absolutely, unequivocally, one hundred percent sure I will. Yes. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.