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    Registering a domain name? Good luck with that.

    Move over all you Golden Retrievers…

    You’ve got some new competition as the new favorite household pet!

    Find out the value of your home…

    Check out www.zillow.com. For me the weird thing is that my house is the only one on my street with no value. Don’t know why. It didn’t want to work in IE6 for me though and I ended up using the site with Firefox. Whatever.

    eeeexxxxxbooooxxxxxx!!!!1!

    Trina, Reeves, and I are all working at home today waiting for our XBox 360s to be delivered.

    As Trina puts it she’s under house arrest:

    “I’ve been informed that I am not, under any circumstance, to leave the house today until they arrive!
    Dick is even driving himself to the train station today… just in case.”

    Hah, I feel the same way. Fedex is supposed to show up today. I’m afraid of missing the delivery. So as a compromise I’m taking a shower on my front lawn. Lathering up. Shampoo Mohawk. The works. I hope the neighbors don’t mind. But they gotta understand. I’ve been waiting to get a 360 for twenty five years! Ok, well, a few months at least. Everytime a car drives by, or worse a truck, I leap to my feet, followed closely by my dog, and run screaming “eeeexxxxxbooooxxxxxx!!!!1!” out to the front lawn, with my dog running spastic circles around me like an orbiting dog moon! So far, all false alarms. I think I’ve scared a few people. They tend to weave a bit on the street with me running at them, dog in tow, holding all my Xbox 360 games and accessories in my arms and screaming. Yes, and I’m wearing my xbox 360 headset. All day. Until I have something to plug it into.

    My neighbors love me. I just wish the cops would leave me alone.

    Isaac Hays Does Tom Cruise

    Omg, this is hilarious. Anything that makes TC look like more of the ass he is makes me giggle like a little girl. Hee hee.

    How not to rent something…

    So we get Alhambra water delivered to our house every other week. You know, in five gallon bottles. I started with them back when skinny ties and digital watches were cool new ideas. I was poor and couldn’t afford to buy a dispenser. So I rented one from Alhambra. For ten bucks a month. So if you look around in, say, Home Depot, you’ll see that you can buy a new fancy one for like $150.00. I think Alhambra owes me like fifteen new dispensers. Will I get them? I’m absolutely, unequivocally, one hundred percent sure I will. Yes. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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